Let’s be perfectly clear: we’re not necessarily going to take care of your sweaty leave-behinds and, honestly, who really wants to pack another orphaned water bottle along? But for those items rescued from certain peril now we can post a description and perhaps a photo of them in hopes they’ll be reclaimed. And if they’re not reclaimed, then you accept that you’ve given them over to the universe and you may well find some punk-ass mall-crawler wearing your treasured hoodie outside of Peterborough Square some day. Care to avoid this? Then pick up after yourself.

Please send along a description and, if you happen to have one, a photo of the item you so lovingly rescued to Cam and he’ll try to get around to posting it. We know you don’t likely take photos of your water bottles, need it be said…